This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

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This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

Postby Justin » December 7th, 2008, 8:39 pm

Yes, that's right:
http://www.askaninjabook.com/

My GF got this for me for Christmas, and it's amazing. Check it out. (I also got the Colbert Christmas DVD, but I'll post about that after I get around to watching it.)
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Re: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

Postby Beast » January 17th, 2009, 11:40 am

That book is f&*%ing hilarious. Man i had such a good time reading it, Watch out for the flaming pinecone in your anus.
A good friend will help you up when you fall, a best friend will laugh and trip you agian. A good firend will bail you out of jail. A best firend will be sitting next to you going, "Damn we fucked up!"
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Re: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

Postby Smarms » January 17th, 2009, 7:44 pm

Got that DVD as well, but haven't watched it yet.
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I wonder if I have progressed past "underachiever" to something more akin to "never achieving anything"...
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Re: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

Postby meyoga » January 29th, 2009, 6:13 pm

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4:13 And Cain said unto the Lord, "You fucker.”
6:6 God was pretty fucking pissed off.
9:5 God was smoking three cigarettes, five cigars and a badger.
9:6 God caught fire. Noah had warned him about that shit.
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